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What Do My Peers Say about the Greatest Web Site in Human History?

 

Disclaimer:  These reviewers are not your peers...not until you invent a smart pill...which you can't because I already have.  Patent pending.


 

"Best Web Site in the World...Ever!"

                        --PC World Reader, Adam Berg

 
"This Adam Berg is a genius--just like his brother!  Well, almost.  Adam did not attend a prestigious East Coast Univeristy."
                           --Josh Berg, JHU Class of '99
 
"Adam is nice and smart."
                      --Olga R., Former Coworker (Fired for kissing ass)
 
"As always, your writing is informative, evocative, and funny, and it’s such a bonus because...you are none of those things."
                          --Debo H.B., Microsoft Corporation
                             Mother of Olen
 

 

Al Gore Award for Internet Excellence:

 

Best Web Site in the history of Al Gore's Internet!


 "If Adam were a scientologist, he clearly would be elevated to one of the highest echelons of the Church of Scientology, perhaps 'Operating Thetan Seven' or OT-VII."
 
"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, f*** you. Really. F*** you. Period."