My Mission:  To imbolden those less fortunate than I by developing:

• Positive Self Image / Scorn for Others
• Self Confidence
• Use of Magniloquent Vocabulary
• Nappy Hair
• Cheezy nicknames like "Corporate Samurai"
• Presidential Double Handed Handshake
• Bad Cowboy Hat

Building these attributes will enable clients to become...well, me.

Employment History
Since my graduation from college (not a prestigious East Coast University) I have worked for the following companies:

• Oregon Life Sciences, LLC
• Congregation Neveh Shalom
• Elinore Langer (Freelance Journalist and Author)
  • The Nation
  • Hundred Little Hittlers
  • The New York Times
• Jewish Family & Child Service
• Nick Fish for City Council
• Intel
• Sho Dozono For Mayor

My skills include:

• System and network administrator
• Fundraising database experience
• Expert in Word, Excel, Access, PowerPoint and Adobe Captivate
• Political Staffer, scheduler, database manager

Personal History
 While numerous books and documentaries about me are in work, none have been published to date, due to the massive amounts of interesting information about me.  While privacy concerns restrain me from posting too much information, here are some facts that I find very interesting.

• Social Security Number :  262-14-6271
• Bank Account:  572343:  8300495839
• Secret Question:  What is the air speed velocity of an unladen European swallow?