Brilliant Moments in EUT

Setting: Early December 2008, EUT cubicle row.

Manager (walking down the hall):  Anyone need the 2009 Work Week Calendar?

Coworker Ken:  I do.

Adam:  Me too.

Manager (gives Calendar to Ken):  Anyone else need the new calendar?

Adam:  I could use one.

Manager:  Oh, but you won't be here after--Never mind.

(Walks away, in a hurried manner)